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The  Hotel  Bill....

Next time you think your hotel bill is  too high, you might want to use this  logic...

A husband and wife are traveling by  car from Key West to Boston. After almost  twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,  and they decide to stop for a  rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a  room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours  and then get back on the road. When they  checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a  bill for $350.

The  man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He  tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the  rooms certainly aren't  worth $350. When the  clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists  on speaking to the  Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the  man, and then explains that the hotel has an  Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that  were available for the husband and wife to  use.
"But we didn't use them", the man  complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could  have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain  they could have taken in one of the shows for which  the hotel is  famous. "The best entertainers from New York,  Hollywood and Las Vegas performhere," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows,"  complains the man again.

"Well, we have them,  and you could have", the Manager replies..No  matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man  replies, "But we didn't  use it!"

The Manager  is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees  to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the  Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at  the check.

"But sir," he says, "this check is  only made out for $50."

"That's right," says  the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with  my wife."

"But I  didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
" Well," the man  replies, "she was here, and you could  have."'
                                                                       
  
Women over 30
by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 minutes

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't
hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".  Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

                                                                  
  

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