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Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....
Can't eat chicken . bird flu
Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella
Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their
meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves only Chocolate!!!!!!!!
AND
Chocolate is a Vegetable
Why?
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain
milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
And they are also now telling us to take in 3 servings of
milk/dairy each day to aid in weight loss.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Remember - - -
"STRESSED" spelled backward is
"DESSERTS"
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Fibronyms:
Groan-up: Adult fibromyalgia patient
Paintry: Large cupboard to store all our medicines.
Paing: The sound that our muscles make when we move.
Mack truck: popular vehicle that frequently runs over
fibromyalgia
patients while they are asleep.
Painhandlers: A desperate fibromyalgia person searching
through-out the
countryside for pain relief.
Paincreas: The gland in fibromyalgia people responsible
for manufacturing
and secreting large amounts of substance P.
Painmanship: The way a fibromite writes.
Porcupains: Sharp-spined animal that tap dances on
fibromites in their sleep.
Postpainment: Delay between overdoing something and the
pain from it.
Refluxedo: Semiformal evening attire worn by fibromites
with IBS.
Retroflux: When the stomach makes an abrupt backflip.
Twitchcraft: Art of making all your muscles act up on cue.
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