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Birds |
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Bird
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Backyard
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Waterfall |
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Bathtub
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Angel
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St. Francis |
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Variety of Statues |
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Odds &
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Wildlife |
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Words
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Jokes....
Some Contain Mature Content!! |
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New York
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Scientist vs. God
The scientist approached God and said,
"Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we
can clone people,
transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once
considered miraculous."
God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right.
To see whether or not you still need me, why don't we have a
man-making contest?"
"Okay, great!" the scientist said.
"Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in
the old days with Adam," God said.
"That's fine," replied the scientist, and bent to scoop
up a handful of dirt.
"Whoa!" God said, shaking his head in disapproval.
"Not so fast, pal. Go get your own dirt!"
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People who
live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like
it.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of
old ladies
running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a
Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint,
you are
probably dead.
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