FMS Jokes Page 38

The Mute and the Blind man....

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is complete.

Now ... if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.
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He just opens his mouth and asks.

If you got this wrong, please do not pass on, and for goodness sake,
don't breed, just go dig a hole and hide.

I was helping an orderly move a patient from a stretcher to a bed one evening. The orderly leaned across the patient and said, "This patient is B-L-I-N-D," spelling it out so the patient wouldn't know. The patient spoke up, "But I'm not D-E-A-F."	The physician I work for came out of his office laughing hysterically. "What's so funny?" I asked. He had just tried to call another physician. When he asked the nurse if he could speak to him, she replied. "He's in the middle of a pelvic exam. Shall I go pull him out for you?"
While making rounds on our post-op cholecystectomy patient, the patient complained of nausea. The following morning while reading the prior day's progress notes, I had to chuckle when the nurse's entry read, "Patient vomited right after seeing Dr. Lee."

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