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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't cooperate with me;
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray

What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in;
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise -
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!!
                                                             
  

  
Three Italian nuns....

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.  At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.  He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.  "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.  St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

He reads the paper and starts laughing.  He hands it back to her and says
"No Sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
                                                                
  

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