A Hole Behind....
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking
around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,
explained his confusion, and asked her if she knew what hole he
was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole
behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the
same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same
request.
She said, "I'm now on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind
me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished
his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew
the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played
the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you
a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are
in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you
sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work
for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
"I'm a salesman for Preparation - H, so I'm still a hole
behind you!"
