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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On
It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They
Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell
Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho
Cheese
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate
Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro
Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A
Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone
Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where
You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They
Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because
It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location
Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because
They Wore Their
Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad
Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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