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He'll  Find  Us.....

TWO men crashed in their private plane on a  deserted South Pacific Island. Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then  proceeded to run all over the island to see  if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and  screamed, "This island  is uninhabited; there is no food, there is no water! We are going to die!"

The other man leaned back against the fuselage  of the wrecked plane, folded his arms, and  responded, "No, we're not. I make over $250,000 a week."

The first man grabbed his friend and shook him.  "Listen, we are on an uninhabited island. There is no food, no water, and we are going to die!"  The other man, unruffled, again responded, "No,  we are not! I make over $250,000 a week!"

Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such    an answer, repeated loudly and slowly, "For...the....last...time...I'm...telling...you...WE...ARE    ..DOOMED! There is NO ... ONE...ELSE... ON... THE ...ISLAND!  There...is...NO...FOOD...OR...WATER!    I
 repeat: WE...ARE...GOING...TO... DIE... A...   SLOW... DEATH!"

Still unfazed, the other man looked the first man in the eyes and said,
"Do not make me say this again.    I MAKE OVER $250,000 A WEEK. 
My pastor will find us!"
   
Heaven  or  Hell....

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.

"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. 
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
 "Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity." He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning... Today you voted for us!"                                                           
 

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