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WISDOM FROM GRANDPA
 
To all you OWLS  (Older Wiser Laughin Souls)
  
 
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends alot on  the kind of chick he marries.
 
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his  salt, that he forgets his sugar.
 
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
 
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,  she will never turn into an old nag.
 
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never  the present.
 
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the  washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
 
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is  kept up.
 
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make  beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
 
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age,  and start bragging about it.
 
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
 
Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to  know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
 
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
 
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth.... Remember about Algebra.
 
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up, or leaks.
 
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
 
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
 
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,  they don't recognize you.
 
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh  at when you are old.
 
Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing.

                                                                      

       

Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored by men over a woman...........

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
                                                                    

 


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