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I  Asked  God....

I asked God to take away my habit.
  God said, No.
  It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.

I  asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
  God said, No.
  His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary

  I asked God to grant me patience.
  God said, No.
  Patience is a byproduct of tribulations;
  it isn't granted, it is learned.

  I asked God to give me happiness.
  God said, No.
  I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.

  I asked God to spare me pain.
  God said, No.
  Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
  and brings you closer to me.

  I asked God to make my spirit grow.
  God said, No.
  You must grow on your own! ,
  but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

  I asked God for all things that I might  enjoy life.
  God said, No.
  I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.

  I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
  God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

  THIS DAY IS YOURS DON'T THROW IT AWAY

  May God Bless You,

                                                                     

  


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Trespassers will be baptized!

"No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace."

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."

"How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?"

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God
allows U-turns."

"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" (U R)

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

"Running low on faith? Step in for a fill-up."

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep.
Talk to the Shepherd."

                                                                  
  

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