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GREAT  WOMEN....

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.  But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic 
who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you.  

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.   |
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-


 
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-


  When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized 
I actually had a hearing loss.  

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb --

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

 
When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.  If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

 
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.  Every time  
I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

                                                                

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