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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
   1. He called everyone "brother"
   2. He liked Gospel
   3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

   1. He went into His Fathers business.
   2. He lived at home until he was 33.
   3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin
   and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

   1. He talked with his hands.
   2. He had wine with every meal.
   3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

   1. He never cut his hair.
   2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
   3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

   1. He never got married.
   2. He was always telling stories.
   3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
  Amen
                                                                     
   

Golf Balls

 
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets, and finally after many such glances from her, he said, "it's golf balls."
 
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally not being able to contain her curiosity, she asked, "does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

                                                                     

  
 


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