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Comments on Aging
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old.
As long as she buys him a few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose....
some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex
life!
Provided we get cable or that dish thing.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look
at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
"For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my
age...
But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing.
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NAVAJO WISDOM
Susan was driving home from a teaching assignment in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side
of the road. She stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she
would like a ride. The woman climbed into the car and Susan
resumed driving. After a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman
noticed a bag on the seat next to Susan.
"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.
Susan glanced at the bag and said "It's a bottle of wine. I
got it for my husband "
The Navajo woman was silent for a moment. Then speaking with the
quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade".
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