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WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?....Priceless:

His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Priceless!
                                                                       

   


A man and woman vacationing at Myrtle Beach fell in love.  They discussed how to continue their relationship after their vacations were over.

"It's only fair to warn you, Muffy," he said. "I'm a golf  nut. I live...eat...sleep...and breathe golf."

"Well,"  Muffy said, "since you're being honest, I have to tell you something too--I'm a hooker."

"I see," he said thoughtfully. He furrowed his brows and then relaxed.

"It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
                                                                        
  
Marriage Counseling 

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts."
"He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."
                                                                          

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